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West Ham can take 3 points from Arsenal but can Wanky Wigan hold onto the lead in the one game we want them to win? And don't even start me on useless frigging Manchester U-bastard-nited!
Pfft, that's all I've got to say.
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I stole pajohnson's purse (-30 points). In May I punched miss_marmite in the arm (-10 points). In January I helped feral_sherryl across the street (6 points). Last Friday I bought porn for british_midget (10 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (302 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!


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Daniel promises his live-in boyfried, Elton that he will mow the law and in return Elton promises to drive Daniel to the airport because Daniel is leaving tonight on a plane.

I thought it was funny anyway-most people didn't get it!
Could someone explain to me what grounds people find to suggest that civil partnerships are discriminatory against STRAIGHT people? And if so, would you like to write my family law essay?
EMma your boyfriend appears to be stalking me. I told you that boy was trouble :p

welshwench's LJ stalker is benyamin!
benyamin is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

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From Go-Quiz.com
What exactly is the difference between Diet Coke and Coca Cola Zero?
Answers on a postcard......
I just met a drunkard outside a kebab shop, by name of Bobby. He ate most of my mate Steve's chips (but did offer him a swig of red wine in return-Steve politely declined) Apparently his Father made the wine-Steve pointed out it was from Australia (and quite probably Sainsbury's) He said he wouldn't ask the girls for chips. Then he finished Steve's (inc the ones he dropped on the floor!) Then he asked for mine. I gave him some then decided not to eat anymore until washing!! Then we made our separate ways-Bobby headed for the police station!
I knew this was coming and yet still it was horrible to see the news on the website :'(
Yay for Stubbsy and Weir though! Tra Matteo!
The letter N is hard-I couldn't think of any remotely cool words that start with N-Then I continued to think (having nothing more useful to do except write an essay on fraud, which incidentally I finished at 4 this morning!)
Anyways, here's my list of N words (some of them may be phrases and, in fact, not even English!)
If you want a letter to play the game then reply to this post and I'll try to remember my alphabet (with the help of the useful keyboard in front of me).....

Nil satis Nisi Optimum-Speaks for itself really (unless you are not an Everton supporter and don't happen to speak Latin, in which case you're not important :p)
Neverland-We wanna be like Peter Pan, we never wanna grow up!
Narnia-talking beavers, friendly lion, Perpetual snow, evil queen, random mystical creatures of no particular description- I wanna sit as queen in the castle of Cair Paravel!
Nee(and the Knights who say it)-You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with.... a herring!
Namby Pamby-Denny Crane, need I say more?
Next-Absolutely my favouritest shop ever
Norris-The true star of Coronation Street
Numpty-Most fantastic insult the world has ever known!
Noodles-Staple diet of culinary-incompetent student!
(a)"So which part of the US did the Rolling Stones come from?
(b) "So were they from Liverpool?"
AND THEN.......
Luke's attempt to name all the Beatles..........
(1) Paul McCartney
(2) Ringo Starr
(3) Ozzy Osborne (well someone who had the same hair and glasses as him!)
(4) Des!!!!
Even with the hint of "John Lemon" he couldn't think of the 3rd whilst he finally got the 4th with Ali's helpful mouthing of 'George' coupled with Rebecca's clue that the surname rhymed with Shmarrison (although he did 1st suggest George Harris!)
He also managed to suggest that every single Beach Boys song played was done by the Beatles!!