Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I stole pajohnson's purse (-30 points). In May I punched miss_marmite in the arm (-10 points). In January I helped feral_sherryl across the street (6 points). Last Friday I bought porn for british_midget (10 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (302 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
welshwench

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